Twisted Fate

Stardate march 9th 2013, 2:36pm: Lauren secures a bag of Chicken & Waffles Lays potato chips from the local Kroger.

Stardate march 9th 2013, 2:47pm: Said bag of chips is cracked open and approx 15-20 chips are consumed.

Stardate march 9th 2013, 10:00pm: Lauren pumps.

Stardate march 13th 2013, 11:00pm: After much fussing, Liam consumes a bottle marked "march 9th 2013".

Stardate march 13th 2013, 11:40pm: Liam smells of Chicken & Waffles.